Aden Pennington's first job was the graveyard shift at a convenience store in a bad part of town. It was like Clerks but with far less excitement.

Since then she has worked for/in McDonalds, a grocery store deli, Microsoft, Buy.Com, Hollywood Video, Dress Barn, and Earthlink.

Aden Pennington is a file clerk extraordinaire. Her favorite thing about her job is she can listen to her iPod all day, and no more weekends!

Aden's hobbies are writing, crochet, spending too much time online, fondling hairy nutsacks, and reading.

Aden's favorite teachers are Mrs. McCarthy because she watered that creative seed, Mrs. Napoli because she was just that awesome, and Mr. Smythe for the same reason.

Her closest friends are David, Tia, Carrie, Susan, Marc, and Gordon. All of whom she met online, which yes, is kind of weird, one she has met, and one she has a bond with that trascends anything like friendship or love.

Her best girl friend Gwendy lives in Florida with her son Ronan.

When the paparazzi mob Aden it will be for some kind of scandal involving Lyle Lovett and a tub of rice pudding.

Her dream job is the killer combo of writer/improv comic.

Aden's bucket list contains things like seeing Orson Welles' grave in Spain, going to London, being on television, and meeting her best friend.

Aden Pennington has lived in Buffalo, Atlanta, and Austin.

She would like to visit Florida, California, and Utah.

Aden is excited to be having a story published in an upcoming anthology in June.

And there is the whole thing of living to the age of 30 which she was convinced was never going to happen.